Ducking iOS doesn’t let me type “fuck” without changing it but apparently the one time I give Siri dictation a chance because my hands are full of grocery shopping germs it just transforms “can’t” into “cunt” and sends the message.

Being somewhat skeptical of Siri I already added a disclaimer without seeing the result of the Siri transcribed message, a reasonable idea in retrospect. Apparently this is known as SDBNR.