Things I want to do when I download software:

• Download software

Things I don’t want to do when I download software:

• “Share” my download with friends
• Sign up for conference news
• Learn about other useful business software
• Sign up for services with my credit card
• Have my software scanned by snake oil vendors
• Learn more about unrelated companies
• Download unrelated frontend components
• Wait for an artificial — “time spent on page”-metric boosting — countdown to be done